Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
Apparent my drunk ass was so dedicated to taking a piss, when I walked across the dance floor to get to the bathroom a 9/10 broad tried to dance with me and I just pushed her aside, like hard enough to send her a few feet from where she was standing, pointed at her and said "Not now chief, gotta rock a mean one."
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