I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
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