I wanna passion pit in your ass
The best revenge is premature balding
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
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Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
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just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
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