what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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