flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
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Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
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I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
I'm really busy with my period
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