Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
Im part way to drunk.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
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