It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
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