What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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