But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
I seriously just forgot to push down the toaster twice in a row \n\nSo I've been waiting 8 minutes for toaster strudels that I haven't even started... Too high
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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