She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
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