p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
How am I still drunk? Whoever said breakfast is the most important meal obviously didn't skip dinner and go drinking.
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Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
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There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
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