im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
I booty called her while she was in labor.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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