you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
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Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
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They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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