she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
I'm going to start referring to my liver is Livy. I feel like if I give it an affectionate nickname it will hate me less. Livy isn't ready for syllabus week.
I think we all know your liver needs a man's name.
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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