he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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