There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
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