Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
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