did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
This dress was meant to end up on your floor
I smelled like jager and penis. The only cure was a pack of camels and plan b.
Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
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Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
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She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
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