Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
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Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
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I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
Randomize