it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
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