she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
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