I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
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haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
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thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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