You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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