i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
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like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
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im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
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