Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
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Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
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you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
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