it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
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Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
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One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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