you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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