he wants to bone in the snuggie
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
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It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
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He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
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