You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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