Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Come see our sink grown plant.
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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