But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
I was doing handstands in the jail cell and crying “IM A HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER AND IT’S CHRISTMAS EEEEEVE”
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
Randomize
