What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
I'm bleeding and have questions
Randomize
