this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
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We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
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Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
Im sober enough to understand what people are saying but drunk enough to understand its hilarious
So I come home this morning to get ready for a job interview and there is garlic seasoning all over the hardwood and a knife in the wall. What. the. fuck.
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