Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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