he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
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and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
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If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
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