3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
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Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
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I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
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