She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
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