office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
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Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
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Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
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