Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
I was just walking down the hall and passed a very pregnant girl wearing a shirt that said "blame it on the aaaaaa-alcohol." I can't decide if she's brilliantly witty or just pointing fingers.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
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I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
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Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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