5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
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I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
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So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
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