Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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