pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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