Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
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