No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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