this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
you left a giant bottle of vodka in my room from last night. does this serve as a parting gift or hush money?
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
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