I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I sent out a mass text that said "margaritas for Jesus?" and nobody responded, worst Easter ever.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
Randomize
