I never want to see another naked old woman again.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
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Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
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We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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