she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
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The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
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Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....