I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
