Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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