doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
N O
Randomize
