The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
pray to the hookup gods
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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