i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
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