She said her name was "party"
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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